theclearlydope:

Ron Swanson: Your mother cooked a breakfast without hog?

Ice Cube: Yeah, it was a good day.

Ron Swanson: I’m sorry son, but a breakfast without hog is tragic day. Now let’s go throw dice.

drug-rug:

Mama cooked the breakfast wit’ no hog

theclearlydope:

Ron Swanson: Your mother cooked a breakfast without hog?

Ice Cube: Yeah, it was a good day.

Ron Swanson: I’m sorry son, but a breakfast without hog is tragic day. Now let’s go throw dice.

drug-rug:

Mama cooked the breakfast wit’ no hog

piercetheveil:

Hola mis amigos! We hit the studio THIS MONTH to record a brand new album! Can you smell the excitement in the air?! We’ve been writing on and off for almost a whole year now, in between tours and even while on tour. We’ve traveled to different parts of the country to collaborate with friends and…

FINALLY!!!!!

funniest10k:

If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness

a-town-called-hipocrisy:

Oh meh dayz!

black-diamonds:

LOOOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLLOLOOL

pleatedjeans:

how to make soup. by College Humor / via

ratsoff:

By Mira Ptacin and Seth Fried

+: )    Ash Wednesday

+; )    Flirty Ash Wednesday

 : F    Bored snake

[>: (  Fire Bad

[I: I    Ice neither good nor bad; me ambivalent

,:” I    Attacked by cat

:%I    Lowering glasses to see if you’re serious

;%)    Lowering glasses to see if you’re feeling what I’m feeling

:»q   Accidentally spraying self in eye with mace

O0o   No one in my family has any response to what you just said

<:#    Hitler birthday party

<;#    Flirty Hitler birthday party

X;<)   Flirty triceratops

X,<)   Flirty triceratops cyclops

P       Soup ladle

;P      Flirty soup ladle

}: I     Wolverine

{: I     Frida Kahlo

@: I    Combover

:o)     Bear missing ears

:^ u   Abject horror

;^ u   Flirty abject horror

: i      Cold sore

; i      Flirty cold sore

 Everything’s better when it’s flirty, ;D

geekfeed:

trolling in an Apple store  画

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